Oh, hey. Hi! How are you? Let me take your coat cause you’re probably going to want to stay awhile. Hi again. How’s it going? Fancy a drink? Did I tell you that I’m planning a wedding? My own. Yeah, I know. As soon as I got engaged, I rushed out and bought the biggest La Mer eye cream jar I could find. Nothing is sadder than a bride with eye wrinkle issues. Fun fact: my fiance is vegan. But he buys rib eye steak for the dog, so it’s ok for us to trust him. Anyhow, have we met? Hello! Sit back, relax and watch me as I craft with the budget of a homeless person after a liquor run, cook like a carnivore living with a vegan and plan my dream (as well as your’s too, probably) wedding. And take off those shoes. These are hardwood floors.